Caffeine First, Carnage Later Mug, Grumpy Dragon Coffee Cup

£9.99

Start your day with a splash of caffeine and a whole lot of attitude.

This mug features a badass dragon perched atop its rocky throne, gripping a steaming cup of coffee like it’s the only thing stopping full-on chaos. With the bold phrase “Caffeine First, Carnage Later”, it’s the perfect daily reminder that mornings are for sipping, not slaying—yet.

Whether you're a fantasy fanatic, a dragon devotee, or just seriously not a morning person, this mug brings fire-breathing energy to your coffee ritual. Makes an epic gift for your fellow caffeine-craving companions!

☕ Details: High-quality ceramic, dishwasher & microwave safe Crisp, durable print that won't fade Perfect for coffee, tea, or whatever fuels your inner beast

Great for: Dragon lovers Fantasy nerds Night owls forced to adult before noon, Anyone whose personality needs a loading screen before caffeine

Returns & Exchanges Since all items in my shop are made to order using a third-party printing service, I cannot accept returns or exchanges. Please double-check sizing, colours, and details before placing your order. However, if your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, please contact me within 7 days of delivery with photos, and I will work with my print provider to make it right. If you have any concerns, feel free to message me before ordering—I’m happy to help!

This artwork was created using AI-assisted tools, but every piece is uniquely crafted with my vision, creativity, and refinement. I carefully design prompts, enhance details, and ensure each piece meets my artistic standards. While AI helps bring my ideas to life, the final work is truly my own.



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

Start your day with a splash of caffeine and a whole lot of attitude.

This mug features a badass dragon perched atop its rocky throne, gripping a steaming cup of coffee like it’s the only thing stopping full-on chaos. With the bold phrase “Caffeine First, Carnage Later”, it’s the perfect daily reminder that mornings are for sipping, not slaying—yet.

Whether you're a fantasy fanatic, a dragon devotee, or just seriously not a morning person, this mug brings fire-breathing energy to your coffee ritual. Makes an epic gift for your fellow caffeine-craving companions!

☕ Details: High-quality ceramic, dishwasher & microwave safe Crisp, durable print that won't fade Perfect for coffee, tea, or whatever fuels your inner beast

Great for: Dragon lovers Fantasy nerds Night owls forced to adult before noon, Anyone whose personality needs a loading screen before caffeine

Returns & Exchanges Since all items in my shop are made to order using a third-party printing service, I cannot accept returns or exchanges. Please double-check sizing, colours, and details before placing your order. However, if your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, please contact me within 7 days of delivery with photos, and I will work with my print provider to make it right. If you have any concerns, feel free to message me before ordering—I’m happy to help!

This artwork was created using AI-assisted tools, but every piece is uniquely crafted with my vision, creativity, and refinement. I carefully design prompts, enhance details, and ensure each piece meets my artistic standards. While AI helps bring my ideas to life, the final work is truly my own.



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap